Oh yeah, this.
I've never eaten
a lot of meat. Especially
red meat. It's..
ugh.
I eat chicken on occasion. Less than
I used to. I've never considered
myself a vegetarian though.
I've been eyeballing it. I'm
afraid to try anything,
really. Also, I'm lazy, and
I hate change. So yeah.
That and if I'm going to do something, I'd
like to do it correctly, and I'm not sure
how to
avoid things that aren't
food but
still have animal bits in them,
stuff like that.
I'm to the point
where any meat, and certain other
random things, tear my stomach
up. Ate
a chicken
sandwich?
Surprise!
There was
a volcano inside and you're gonna
feel it for two days.
Meh.
My boyfriend's dad,
a traditionalist dick if
there ever was
one, noticed
I always skipped his pulled pork or WTFever for the sides.
Through some amount of twisted logic this made
him decide to buy
a side of beef, and
have a little dinner
party, and invite everyone to
cut their own chunk of cow off.
It was disgusting. I'm not
good around
dead animals that
have all of their bits with the
skin wrapped
all around it.
I walked into his
house, thought
I smelled
blood, went into the kitchen, and
between the sight and
smell (motherfucker had left it sitting
out for
a little while,
I guess)
I ran
right back outside and threw
up.
I know it was some sort of 'let's see what (
purple) will do in this situation! She's
one of them thar goils, so it'll be
a knee-slapper!' thing, because his dad is
like that.
Anyway,
I went to the kitchen window and apologized for ralphing in
a planter. Hosed it
out, figured everything was
fine. Drug
a lawn chair to the kitchen window and chatted with everyone while Tracy (Owen's dad) sliced
up cow and rolled it in seasoning.
He's not dense.
I don't have a habit of just...
throwing up with
no warning. He's very intelligent in
a lot of ways, just...
old and
stubborn.
Motherfucker plops the side of beef on the table, which is
up against the window, and asks which bit
I want, and then sort of... THWACKs it with the
knife.
I made it
over behind
a tree before ralphing
again.
Owen came
out with
a glass of
water, apologizing.
I said it was
fine, but I'm not going in the kitchen until
there aren't any bloody bits of flesh laying around, and would he tell his dad that?
I go straight in the
house and lay on the
couch because
I feel just
frigging fantastic at this point. Tracy's girlfriend comes in and apologizes for
him, and
I say it's not
a big deal.
Her kids come in and ask
why I don't want steak.
I tell them I've never had it (
truth,
when you have stomach issues they tell
you not to
eat steak, because it just sort of hangs
out in your intestines,
I think. Something
like that.) They
can't believe I've never had the awesomeness of steak, and get on my ass about at least trying it, and
fuck if Tracy didn't come in and encourage them.
Finally..."What are
you, some sort of
vegetarian?"
I eat chicken
sometimes. So
no.
Leave me alone.
Thinking, shut
up and
go char your cow.
I don't say things
like that, or usually even
think like that, but
I was
annoyed. If I'd
known he was gonna push it,
I would
have said it.
I didn't cause it's
a good way to start
shit.
I say,
I don't feel good, my insides
can't handle that crap, are
you making
break or
a salad or anything?
No.
Do
you mind if
I do?
No, whatever.
Kim volunteers to do it for
me.
I thank
her and tell
her to just pick whatever. She heated
up canned corn and made instant mashed potatoes, and dinner rolls.
So we're at the table, and I'm trying to ignore the little tearing sounds cooked steak makes, and also the fact that Tracy's is
still red in the middle.
He cuts of
a chunk, rolls it in A1, and offers it to
me.
Uhm,
no thanks. (Especially not off of your
fork)
He pushes it and
I decline.
He loses it. Tells
me how rude it is to come
over and not
eat the expensive meat he bought, and says something about
how universally ultra healthy
red meat is, and threatens to kick
me out.
His girlfriend, Kim, is trying to shut
him up. She goes "She
said she's always had stomach
trouble, lay off" Only nicer because she's... nicer.
He says something
like "That's
a bullshit excuse. She's being snooty. She thinks she's
better than
us!"
What the
fuck. Yeah, you're in your fifties running two businesses that are both in the
black, never
have financial troubles, you're
crazy self confident, but this
shy self destructive
college dropout living just above technical
poverty thinks she's
better than
you because she doesn't
eat much meat.
I stood
up, scraped my plate into the trash can, rinsed it, asked Kim if she'd bring Owen
home later. She
said yeah.
I asked
her where the tupperware was, so
I could store the
stuff she'd made for
me, and she
said she'd get it. Owen looked
upset, and Tracy glared the whole
time, while wolfing
down his steak.
I walked
out, came
home, and felt
like shit.
I didn't
go over there for
a while, and
when I finally did, it was because
I work for
him, and he had coin-related tasks for
me. He didn't
apologize, and
I didn't bring it
up.
This is the
same guy who told Owen and
I about some
family member's big
birthday thing, describing
all the
people that would be
there, the live band, the
dancing, the
good food, and in the
next breath said "(Purp),
you can watch the kids while Owen and Kim and
I go.