"No, it's not taking your v-card.

It's like, trading v-cards.

Like collectors.

... I guess you can only make that trade once though.
After that, it's not a fair deal."

Girls aren't things to be collected and set on a shelf until you decide to date one of them. I don't even want to think about how many of those girls got their hopes up when you showed an interest, only to have you tear them apart when they realized you just wanted to "improve your collection". I really hope you weren't being serious...